Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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