butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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