Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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