i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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