My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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