he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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