so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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