Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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