good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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