So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i need some magic done to my vagina
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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