Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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