I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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