the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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