I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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