and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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