god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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