On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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