so explain again why im purple
no
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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