after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Randomize