doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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