Pappa wants mamma naked
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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