id be glad to
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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