I want to stick my p in your. b.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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