i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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