But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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