So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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