nut hugger
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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