4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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