Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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