Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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