I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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