This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
my liver is dry heaving
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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