I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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