We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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