Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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