her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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