Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
