So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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