I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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