Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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