Pappa wants mamma naked
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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