id be glad to
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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