Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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