I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
