did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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