he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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