yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
