plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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