do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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