and you said cock pushups were impossible
this boner is exhausting
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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