Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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