definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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