lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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