that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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