matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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