This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
