This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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