I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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