Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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