i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
it glows. i had to have it.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Randomize
