Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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