You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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